GREAT
EXPECTATIONS
PART 3
Chapter V
The
apparition of a file of soldiers ringing down the but-ends of their loaded
muskets on our door-step, caused the dinner-party to rise from table in
confusion, and caused Mrs. Joe re-entering the kitchen empty-handed, to stop
short and stare, in her wondering lament of "Gracious goodness gracious
me, what's gone—with the—pie!"
The
sergeant and I were in the kitchen when Mrs. Joe stood staring; at which crisis
I partially recovered the use of my senses. It was the sergeant who had spoken
to me, and he was now looking round at the company, with his handcuffs
invitingly extended towards them in his right hand, and his left on my
shoulder.
"Excuse
me, ladies and gentleman," said the sergeant, "but as I have
mentioned at the door to this smart young shaver," (which he hadn't),
"I am on a chase in the name of the king, and I want the blacksmith."
"And
pray what might you want with him?" retorted my sister, quick to resent
his being wanted at all.
"Missis,"
returned the gallant sergeant, "speaking for myself, I should reply, the
honor and pleasure of his fine wife's acquaintance; speaking for the king, I
answer, a little job done."
This was
received as rather neat in the sergeant; insomuch that Mr. Pumblechook cried
audibly, "Good again!"
"You
see, blacksmith," said the sergeant, who had by this time picked out Joe
with his eye, "we have had an accident with these, and I find the lock of
one of 'em goes wrong, and the coupling don't act pretty. As they are wanted
for immediate service, will you throw your eye over them?"
Joe threw
his eye over them, and pronounced that the job would necessitate the lighting
of his forge fire, and would take nearer two hours than one, "Will it?
Then will you set about it at once, blacksmith?" said the off-hand
sergeant, "as it's on his Majesty's service. And if my men can bear a hand
anywhere, they'll make themselves useful." With that, he called to his
men, who came trooping into the kitchen one after another, and piled their arms
in a corner. And then they stood about, as soldiers do; now, with their hands
loosely clasped before them; now, resting a knee or a shoulder; now, easing a
belt or a pouch; now, opening the door to spit stiffly over their high stocks,
out into the yard.
All these
things I saw without then knowing that I saw them, for I was in an agony of
apprehension. But beginning to perceive that the handcuffs were not for me, and
that the military had so far got the better of the pie as to put it in the
background, I collected a little more of my scattered wits.
"Would
you give me the time?" said the sergeant, addressing himself to Mr.
Pumblechook, as to a man whose appreciative powers justified the inference that
he was equal to the time.
"It's
just gone half past two."
"That's
not so bad," said the sergeant, reflecting; "even if I was forced to
halt here nigh two hours, that'll do. How far might you call yourselves from
the marshes, hereabouts? Not above a mile, I reckon?"
"Just
a mile," said Mrs. Joe.
"That'll
do. We begin to close in upon 'em about dusk. A little before dusk, my orders
are. That'll do."
"Convicts,
sergeant?" asked Mr. Wopsle, in a matter-of-course way.
"Ay!"
returned the sergeant, "two. They're pretty well known to be out on the
marshes still, and they won't try to get clear of 'em before dusk. Anybody here
seen anything of any such game?"
Everybody,
myself excepted, said no, with confidence. Nobody thought of me.
"Well!"
said the sergeant, "they'll find themselves trapped in a circle, I expect,
sooner than they count on. Now, blacksmith! If you're ready, his Majesty the
King is."
Joe had
got his coat and waistcoat and cravat off, and his leather apron on, and passed
into the forge. One of the soldiers opened its wooden windows, another lighted
the fire, another turned to at the bellows, the rest stood round the blaze,
which was soon roaring. Then Joe began to hammer and clink, hammer and clink,
and we all looked on.
The
interest of the impending pursuit not only absorbed the general attention, but
even made my sister liberal. She drew a pitcher of beer from the cask for the
soldiers, and invited the sergeant to take a glass of brandy. But Mr.
Pumblechook said, sharply, "Give him wine, Mum. I'll engage there's no Tar
in that:" so, the sergeant thanked him and said that as he preferred his
drink without tar, he would take wine, if it was equally convenient. When it
was given him, he drank his Majesty's health and compliments of the season, and
took it all at a mouthful and smacked his lips.
"Good
stuff, eh, sergeant?" said Mr. Pumblechook.
"I'll
tell you something," returned the sergeant; "I suspect that stuff's
of your providing."
Mr.
Pumblechook, with a fat sort of laugh, said, "Ay, ay? Why?"
"Because,"
returned the sergeant, clapping him on the shoulder, "you're a man that
knows what's what."
"D'ye
think so?" said Mr. Pumblechook, with his former laugh. "Have another
glass!"
"With
you. Hob and nob," returned the sergeant. "The top of mine to the
foot of yours,—the foot of yours to the top of mine,—Ring once, ring twice,—the
best tune on the Musical Glasses! Your health. May you live a thousand years,
and never be a worse judge of the right sort than you are at the present moment
of your life!"
The
sergeant tossed off his glass again and seemed quite ready for another glass. I
noticed that Mr. Pumblechook in his hospitality appeared to forget that he had
made a present of the wine, but took the bottle from Mrs. Joe and had all the
credit of handing it about in a gush of joviality. Even I got some. And he was
so very free of the wine that he even called for the other bottle, and handed
that about with the same liberality, when the first was gone.
As I
watched them while they all stood clustering about the forge, enjoying
themselves so much, I thought what terrible good sauce for a dinner my fugitive
friend on the marshes was. They had not enjoyed themselves a quarter so much,
before the entertainment was brightened with the excitement he furnished. And
now, when they were all in lively anticipation of "the two villains"
being taken, and when the bellows seemed to roar for the fugitives, the fire to
flare for them, the smoke to hurry away in pursuit of them, Joe to hammer and
clink for them, and all the murky shadows on the wall to shake at them in
menace as the blaze rose and sank, and the red-hot sparks dropped and died, the
pale afternoon outside almost seemed in my pitying young fancy to have turned
pale on their account, poor wretches.
At last,
Joe's job was done, and the ringing and roaring stopped. As Joe got on his
coat, he mustered courage to propose that some of us should go down with the
soldiers and see what came of the hunt. Mr. Pumblechook and Mr. Hubble declined,
on the plea of a pipe and ladies' society; but Mr. Wopsle said he would go, if
Joe would. Joe said he was agreeable, and would take me, if Mrs. Joe approved.
We never should have got leave to go, I am sure, but for Mrs. Joe's curiosity
to know all about it and how it ended. As it was, she merely stipulated,
"If you bring the boy back with his head blown to bits by a musket, don't
look to me to put it together again."
The
sergeant took a polite leave of the ladies, and parted from Mr. Pumblechook as
from a comrade; though I doubt if he were quite as fully sensible of that
gentleman's merits under arid conditions, as when something moist was going.
His men resumed their muskets and fell in. Mr. Wopsle, Joe, and I, received
strict charge to keep in the rear, and to speak no word after we reached the
marshes. When we were all out in the raw air and were steadily moving towards
our business, I treasonably whispered to Joe, "I hope, Joe, we shan't find
them." and Joe whispered to me, "I'd give a shilling if they had cut
and run, Pip."
We were
joined by no stragglers from the village, for the weather was cold and
threatening, the way dreary, the footing bad, darkness coming on, and the
people had good fires in-doors and were keeping the day. A few faces hurried to
glowing windows and looked after us, but none came out. We passed the
finger-post, and held straight on to the churchyard. There we were stopped a
few minutes by a signal from the sergeant's hand, while two or three of his men
dispersed themselves among the graves, and also examined the porch. They came
in again without finding anything, and then we struck out on the open marshes,
through the gate at the side of the churchyard. A bitter sleet came rattling
against us here on the east wind, and Joe took me on his back.
Now that
we were out upon the dismal wilderness where they little thought I had been
within eight or nine hours and had seen both men hiding, I considered for the
first time, with great dread, if we should come upon them, would my particular
convict suppose that it was I who had brought the soldiers there? He had asked
me if I was a deceiving imp, and he had said I should be a fierce young hound
if I joined the hunt against him. Would he believe that I was both imp and
hound in treacherous earnest, and had betrayed him?
It was of
no use asking myself this question now. There I was, on Joe's back, and there
was Joe beneath me, charging at the ditches like a hunter, and stimulating Mr.
Wopsle not to tumble on his Roman nose, and to keep up with us. The soldiers
were in front of us, extending into a pretty wide line with an interval between
man and man. We were taking the course I had begun with, and from which I had
diverged in the mist. Either the mist was not out again yet, or the wind had
dispelled it. Under the low red glare of sunset, the beacon, and the gibbet,
and the mound of the Battery, and the opposite shore of the river, were plain,
though all of a watery lead color.
With my
heart thumping like a blacksmith at Joe's broad shoulder, I looked all about
for any sign of the convicts. I could see none, I could hear none. Mr. Wopsle
had greatly alarmed me more than once, by his blowing and hard breathing; but I
knew the sounds by this time, and could dissociate them from the object of
pursuit. I got a dreadful start, when I thought I heard the file still going;
but it was only a sheep-bell. The sheep stopped in their eating and looked
timidly at us; and the cattle, their heads turned from the wind and sleet,
stared angrily as if they held us responsible for both annoyances; but, except
these things, and the shudder of the dying day in every blade of grass, there
was no break in the bleak stillness of the marshes.
The
soldiers were moving on in the direction of the old Battery, and we were moving
on a little way behind them, when, all of a sudden, we all stopped. For there
had reached us on the wings of the wind and rain, a long shout. It was
repeated. It was at a distance towards the east, but it was long and loud. Nay,
there seemed to be two or more shouts raised together,—if one might judge from
a confusion in the sound.
To this
effect the sergeant and the nearest men were speaking under their breath, when
Joe and I came up. After another moment's listening, Joe (who was a good judge)
agreed, and Mr. Wopsle (who was a bad judge) agreed. The sergeant, a decisive
man, ordered that the sound should not be answered, but that the course should
be changed, and that his men should make towards it "at the double."
So we slanted to the right (where the East was), and Joe pounded away so
wonderfully, that I had to hold on tight to keep my seat.
It was a
run indeed now, and what Joe called, in the only two words he spoke all the
time, "a Winder." Down banks and up banks, and over gates, and splashing
into dikes, and breaking among coarse rushes: no man cared where he went. As we
came nearer to the shouting, it became more and more apparent that it was made
by more than one voice. Sometimes, it seemed to stop altogether, and then the
soldiers stopped. When it broke out again, the soldiers made for it at a
greater rate than ever, and we after them. After a while, we had so run it
down, that we could hear one voice calling "Murder!" and another
voice, "Convicts! Runaways! Guard! This way for the runaway
convicts!" Then both voices would seem to be stifled in a struggle, and
then would break out again. And when it had come to this, the soldiers ran like
deer, and Joe too.
The
sergeant ran in first, when we had run the noise quite down, and two of his men
ran in close upon him. Their pieces were cocked and levelled when we all ran
in.
"Here
are both men!" panted the sergeant, struggling at the bottom of a ditch.
"Surrender, you two! and confound you for two wild beasts! Come
asunder!"
Water was
splashing, and mud was flying, and oaths were being sworn, and blows were being
struck, when some more men went down into the ditch to help the sergeant, and
dragged out, separately, my convict and the other one. Both were bleeding and
panting and execrating and struggling; but of course I knew them both directly.
"Mind!"
said my convict, wiping blood from his face with his ragged sleeves, and
shaking torn hair from his fingers: "I took him! I give him up to you!
Mind that!"
"It's
not much to be particular about," said the sergeant; "it'll do you
small good, my man, being in the same plight yourself. Handcuffs there!"
"I
don't expect it to do me any good. I don't want it to do me more good than it
does now," said my convict, with a greedy laugh. "I took him. He knows
it. That's enough for me."
The other
convict was livid to look at, and, in addition to the old bruised left side of
his face, seemed to be bruised and torn all over. He could not so much as get
his breath to speak, until they were both separately handcuffed, but leaned
upon a soldier to keep himself from falling.
"Take
notice, guard,—he tried to murder me," were his first words.
"Tried
to murder him?" said my convict, disdainfully. "Try, and not do it? I
took him, and giv' him up; that's what I done. I not only prevented him getting
off the marshes, but I dragged him here,—dragged him this far on his way back.
He's a gentleman, if you please, this villain. Now, the Hulks has got its
gentleman again, through me. Murder him? Worth my while, too, to murder him,
when I could do worse and drag him back!"
The other
one still gasped, "He tried—he tried-to—murder me. Bear—bear
witness."
"Lookee
here!" said my convict to the sergeant. "Single-handed I got clear of
the prison-ship; I made a dash and I done it. I could ha' got clear of these
death-cold flats likewise—look at my leg: you won't find much iron on it—if I
hadn't made the discovery that he was here. Let him go free? Let him profit by
the means as I found out? Let him make a tool of me afresh and again? Once
more? No, no, no. If I had died at the bottom there," and he made an
emphatic swing at the ditch with his manacled hands, "I'd have held to him
with that grip, that you should have been safe to find him in my hold."
The other
fugitive, who was evidently in extreme horror of his companion, repeated,
"He tried to murder me. I should have been a dead man if you had not come
up."
"He
lies!" said my convict, with fierce energy. "He's a liar born, and
he'll die a liar. Look at his face; ain't it written there? Let him turn those
eyes of his on me. I defy him to do it."
The
other, with an effort at a scornful smile, which could not, however, collect
the nervous working of his mouth into any set expression, looked at the
soldiers, and looked about at the marshes and at the sky, but certainly did not
look at the speaker.
"Do
you see him?" pursued my convict. "Do you see what a villain he is?
Do you see those grovelling and wandering eyes? That's how he looked when we
were tried together. He never looked at me."
The
other, always working and working his dry lips and turning his eyes restlessly
about him far and near, did at last turn them for a moment on the speaker, with
the words, "You are not much to look at," and with a half-taunting
glance at the bound hands. At that point, my convict became so frantically
exasperated, that he would have rushed upon him but for the interposition of the
soldiers. "Didn't I tell you," said the other convict then,
"that he would murder me, if he could?" And any one could see that he
shook with fear, and that there broke out upon his lips curious white flakes,
like thin snow.
"Enough
of this parley," said the sergeant. "Light those torches."
As one of
the soldiers, who carried a basket in lieu of a gun, went down on his knee to
open it, my convict looked round him for the first time, and saw me. I had
alighted from Joe's back on the brink of the ditch when we came up, and had not
moved since. I looked at him eagerly when he looked at me, and slightly moved
my hands and shook my head. I had been waiting for him to see me that I might
try to assure him of my innocence. It was not at all expressed to me that he
even comprehended my intention, for he gave me a look that I did not
understand, and it all passed in a moment. But if he had looked at me for an
hour or for a day, I could not have remembered his face ever afterwards, as
having been more attentive.
The
soldier with the basket soon got a light, and lighted three or four torches,
and took one himself and distributed the others. It had been almost dark
before, but now it seemed quite dark, and soon afterwards very dark. Before we
departed from that spot, four soldiers standing in a ring, fired twice into the
air. Presently we saw other torches kindled at some distance behind us, and
others on the marshes on the opposite bank of the river. "All right,"
said the sergeant. "March."
We had
not gone far when three cannon were fired ahead of us with a sound that seemed
to burst something inside my ear. "You are expected on board," said
the sergeant to my convict; "they know you are coming. Don't straggle, my
man. Close up here."
The two
were kept apart, and each walked surrounded by a separate guard. I had hold of
Joe's hand now, and Joe carried one of the torches. Mr. Wopsle had been for
going back, but Joe was resolved to see it out, so we went on with the party.
There was a reasonably good path now, mostly on the edge of the river, with a
divergence here and there where a dike came, with a miniature windmill on it
and a muddy sluice-gate. When I looked round, I could see the other lights
coming in after us. The torches we carried dropped great blotches of fire upon
the track, and I could see those, too, lying smoking and flaring. I could see
nothing else but black darkness. Our lights warmed the air about us with their
pitchy blaze, and the two prisoners seemed rather to like that, as they limped
along in the midst of the muskets. We could not go fast, because of their
lameness; and they were so spent, that two or three times we had to halt while
they rested.
After an
hour or so of this travelling, we came to a rough wooden hut and a landing-place.
There was a guard in the hut, and they challenged, and the sergeant answered.
Then, we went into the hut, where there was a smell of tobacco and whitewash,
and a bright fire, and a lamp, and a stand of muskets, and a drum, and a low
wooden bedstead, like an overgrown mangle without the machinery, capable of
holding about a dozen soldiers all at once. Three or four soldiers who lay upon
it in their great-coats were not much interested in us, but just lifted their
heads and took a sleepy stare, and then lay down again. The sergeant made some
kind of report, and some entry in a book, and then the convict whom I call the
other convict was drafted off with his guard, to go on board first.
My
convict never looked at me, except that once. While we stood in the hut, he
stood before the fire looking thoughtfully at it, or putting up his feet by
turns upon the hob, and looking thoughtfully at them as if he pitied them for
their recent adventures. Suddenly, he turned to the sergeant, and remarked,—
"I
wish to say something respecting this escape. It may prevent some persons
laying under suspicion alonger me."
"You
can say what you like," returned the sergeant, standing coolly looking at
him with his arms folded, "but you have no call to say it here. You'll
have opportunity enough to say about it, and hear about it, before it's done
with, you know."
"I
know, but this is another pint, a separate matter. A man can't starve; at least
I can't. I took some wittles, up at the willage over yonder,—where the church
stands a'most out on the marshes."
"You
mean stole," said the sergeant.
"And
I'll tell you where from. From the blacksmith's."
"Halloa!"
said the sergeant, staring at Joe.
"Halloa,
Pip!" said Joe, staring at me.
"It
was some broken wittles—that's what it was—and a dram of liquor, and a
pie."
"Have
you happened to miss such an article as a pie, blacksmith?" asked the
sergeant, confidentially.
"My
wife did, at the very moment when you came in. Don't you know, Pip?"
"So,"
said my convict, turning his eyes on Joe in a moody manner, and without the
least glance at me,—"so you're the blacksmith, are you? Than I'm sorry to
say, I've eat your pie."
"God
knows you're welcome to it,—so far as it was ever mine," returned Joe,
with a saving remembrance of Mrs. Joe. "We don't know what you have done,
but we wouldn't have you starved to death for it, poor miserable
fellow-creatur.—Would us, Pip?"
The
something that I had noticed before, clicked in the man's throat again, and he
turned his back. The boat had returned, and his guard were ready, so we
followed him to the landing-place made of rough stakes and stones, and saw him
put into the boat, which was rowed by a crew of convicts like himself. No one
seemed surprised to see him, or interested in seeing him, or glad to see him,
or sorry to see him, or spoke a word, except that somebody in the boat growled
as if to dogs, "Give way, you!" which was the signal for the dip of
the oars. By the light of the torches, we saw the black Hulk lying out a little
way from the mud of the shore, like a wicked Noah's ark. Cribbed and barred and
moored by massive rusty chains, the prison-ship seemed in my young eyes to be
ironed like the prisoners. We saw the boat go alongside, and we saw him taken
up the side and disappear. Then, the ends of the torches were flung hissing
into the water, and went out, as if it were all over with him.
Chapter VI
My state
of mind regarding the pilfering from which I had been so unexpectedly
exonerated did not impel me to frank disclosure; but I hope it had some dregs
of good at the bottom of it.
I do not
recall that I felt any tenderness of conscience in reference to Mrs. Joe, when
the fear of being found out was lifted off me. But I loved Joe,—perhaps for no
better reason in those early days than because the dear fellow let me love
him,—and, as to him, my inner self was not so easily composed. It was much upon
my mind (particularly when I first saw him looking about for his file) that I
ought to tell Joe the whole truth. Yet I did not, and for the reason that I
mistrusted that if I did, he would think me worse than I was. The fear of
losing Joe's confidence, and of thenceforth sitting in the chimney corner at
night staring drearily at my forever lost companion and friend, tied up my
tongue. I morbidly represented to myself that if Joe knew it, I never
afterwards could see him at the fireside feeling his fair whisker, without
thinking that he was meditating on it. That, if Joe knew it, I never afterwards
could see him glance, however casually, at yesterday's meat or pudding when it
came on to-day's table, without thinking that he was debating whether I had
been in the pantry. That, if Joe knew it, and at any subsequent period of our
joint domestic life remarked that his beer was flat or thick, the conviction
that he suspected Tar in it, would bring a rush of blood to my face. In a word,
I was too cowardly to do what I knew to be right, as I had been too cowardly to
avoid doing what I knew to be wrong. I had had no intercourse with the world at
that time, and I imitated none of its many inhabitants who act in this manner.
Quite an untaught genius, I made the discovery of the line of action for
myself.
As I was
sleepy before we were far away from the prison-ship, Joe took me on his back
again and carried me home. He must have had a tiresome journey of it, for Mr.
Wopsle, being knocked up, was in such a very bad temper that if the Church had
been thrown open, he would probably have excommunicated the whole expedition,
beginning with Joe and myself. In his lay capacity, he persisted in sitting
down in the damp to such an insane extent, that when his coat was taken off to
be dried at the kitchen fire, the circumstantial evidence on his trousers would
have hanged him, if it had been a capital offence.
By that
time, I was staggering on the kitchen floor like a little drunkard, through
having been newly set upon my feet, and through having been fast asleep, and
through waking in the heat and lights and noise of tongues. As I came to myself
(with the aid of a heavy thump between the shoulders, and the restorative
exclamation "Yah! Was there ever such a boy as this!" from my sister,)
I found Joe telling them about the convict's confession, and all the visitors
suggesting different ways by which he had got into the pantry. Mr. Pumblechook
made out, after carefully surveying the premises, that he had first got upon
the roof of the forge, and had then got upon the roof of the house, and had
then let himself down the kitchen chimney by a rope made of his bedding cut
into strips; and as Mr. Pumblechook was very positive and drove his own
chaise-cart—over Everybody—it was agreed that it must be so. Mr. Wopsle,
indeed, wildly cried out, "No!" with the feeble malice of a tired
man; but, as he had no theory, and no coat on, he was unanimously set at
naught,—not to mention his smoking hard behind, as he stood with his back to
the kitchen fire to draw the damp out: which was not calculated to inspire
confidence.
This was
all I heard that night before my sister clutched me, as a slumberous offence to
the company's eyesight, and assisted me up to bed with such a strong hand that
I seemed to have fifty boots on, and to be dangling them all against the edges
of the stairs. My state of mind, as I have described it, began before I was up
in the morning, and lasted long after the subject had died out, and had ceased
to be mentioned saving on exceptional occasions.
Chapter VII
At the
time when I stood in the churchyard reading the family tombstones, I had just
enough learning to be able to spell them out. My construction even of their
simple meaning was not very correct, for I read "wife of the Above"
as a complimentary reference to my father's exaltation to a better world; and
if any one of my deceased relations had been referred to as "Below,"
I have no doubt I should have formed the worst opinions of that member of the
family. Neither were my notions of the theological positions to which my
Catechism bound me, at all accurate; for, I have a lively remembrance that I
supposed my declaration that I was to "walk in the same all the days of my
life," laid me under an obligation always to go through the village from
our house in one particular direction, and never to vary it by turning down by
the wheelwright's or up by the mill.
When I
was old enough, I was to be apprenticed to Joe, and until I could assume that
dignity I was not to be what Mrs. Joe called "Pompeyed," or (as I
render it) pampered. Therefore, I was not only odd-boy about the forge, but if
any neighbor happened to want an extra boy to frighten birds, or pick up
stones, or do any such job, I was favored with the employment. In order,
however, that our superior position might not be compromised thereby, a money-box
was kept on the kitchen mantel-shelf, in to which it was publicly made known
that all my earnings were dropped. I have an impression that they were to be
contributed eventually towards the liquidation of the National Debt, but I know
I had no hope of any personal participation in the treasure.
Mr.
Wopsle's great-aunt kept an evening school in the village; that is to say, she
was a ridiculous old woman of limited means and unlimited infirmity, who used
to go to sleep from six to seven every evening, in the society of youth who
paid two pence per week each, for the improving opportunity of seeing her do
it. She rented a small cottage, and Mr. Wopsle had the room up stairs, where we
students used to overhear him reading aloud in a most dignified and terrific
manner, and occasionally bumping on the ceiling. There was a fiction that Mr.
Wopsle "examined" the scholars once a quarter. What he did on those
occasions was to turn up his cuffs, stick up his hair, and give us Mark
Antony's oration over the body of Caesar. This was always followed by Collins's
Ode on the Passions, wherein I particularly venerated Mr. Wopsle as Revenge
throwing his blood-stained sword in thunder down, and taking the War-denouncing
trumpet with a withering look. It was not with me then, as it was in later
life, when I fell into the society of the Passions, and compared them with
Collins and Wopsle, rather to the disadvantage of both gentlemen.
Mr.
Wopsle's great-aunt, besides keeping this Educational Institution, kept in the
same room—a little general shop. She had no idea what stock she had, or what
the price of anything in it was; but there was a little greasy memorandum-book
kept in a drawer, which served as a Catalogue of Prices, and by this oracle
Biddy arranged all the shop transaction. Biddy was Mr. Wopsle's great-aunt's
granddaughter; I confess myself quiet unequal to the working out of the
problem, what relation she was to Mr. Wopsle. She was an orphan like myself;
like me, too, had been brought up by hand. She was most noticeable, I thought,
in respect of her extremities; for, her hair always wanted brushing, her hands
always wanted washing, and her shoes always wanted mending and pulling up at
heel. This description must be received with a week-day limitation. On Sundays,
she went to church elaborated.
Much of
my unassisted self, and more by the help of Biddy than of Mr. Wopsle's
great-aunt, I struggled through the alphabet as if it had been a bramble-bush;
getting considerably worried and scratched by every letter. After that I fell
among those thieves, the nine figures, who seemed every evening to do something
new to disguise themselves and baffle recognition. But, at last I began, in a
purblind groping way, to read, write, and cipher, on the very smallest scale.
One night
I was sitting in the chimney corner with my slate, expending great efforts on
the production of a letter to Joe. I think it must have been a full year after
our hunt upon the marshes, for it was a long time after, and it was winter and
a hard frost. With an alphabet on the hearth at my feet for reference, I
contrived in an hour or two to print and smear this epistle:—
"MI
DEER JO i OPE U R KR WITE WELL i OPE i SHAL SON B HABELL 4 2 TEEDGE U JO AN
THEN WE SHORL B SO GLODD AN WEN i M PRENGTD 2 U JO WOT LARX AN BLEVE ME INF XN
PIP."
There was
no indispensable necessity for my communicating with Joe by letter, inasmuch as
he sat beside me and we were alone. But I delivered this written communication
(slate and all) with my own hand, and Joe received it as a miracle of
erudition.
"I
say, Pip, old chap!" cried Joe, opening his blue eyes wide, "what a
scholar you are! An't you?"
"I
should like to be," said I, glancing at the slate as he held it; with a
misgiving that the writing was rather hilly.
"Why,
here's a J," said Joe, "and a O equal to anythink! Here's a J and a
O, Pip, and a J-O, Joe."
I had
never heard Joe read aloud to any greater extent than this monosyllable, and I
had observed at church last Sunday, when I accidentally held our Prayer-Book
upside down, that it seemed to suit his convenience quite as well as if it had
been all right. Wishing to embrace the present occasion of finding out whether
in teaching Joe, I should have to begin quite at the beginning, I said,
"Ah! But read the rest, Jo."
"The
rest, eh, Pip?" said Joe, looking at it with a slow, searching eye,
"One, two, three. Why, here's three Js, and three Os, and three J-O, Joes
in it, Pip!"
I leaned
over Joe, and, with the aid of my forefinger read him the whole letter.
"Astonishing!"
said Joe, when I had finished. "You ARE a scholar."
"How
do you spell Gargery, Joe?" I asked him, with a modest patronage.
"I
don't spell it at all," said Joe.
"But
supposing you did?"
"It
can't be supposed," said Joe. "Tho' I'm uncommon fond of reading, too."
"Are
you, Joe?"
"On-common.
Give me," said Joe, "a good book, or a good newspaper, and sit me
down afore a good fire, and I ask no better. Lord!" he continued, after
rubbing his knees a little, "when you do come to a J and a O, and says
you, 'Here, at last, is a J-O, Joe,' how interesting reading is!"
I derived
from this, that Joe's education, like Steam, was yet in its infancy. Pursuing
the subject, I inquired,—
"Didn't
you ever go to school, Joe, when you were as little as me?"
"No,
Pip."
"Why
didn't you ever go to school, Joe, when you were as little as me?"
"Well,
Pip," said Joe, taking up the poker, and settling himself to his usual
occupation when he was thoughtful, of slowly raking the fire between the lower
bars; "I'll tell you. My father, Pip, he were given to drink, and when he
were overtook with drink, he hammered away at my mother, most onmerciful. It
were a'most the only hammering he did, indeed, 'xcepting at myself. And he
hammered at me with a wigor only to be equalled by the wigor with which he
didn't hammer at his anwil.—You're a listening and understanding, Pip?"
"Yes,
Joe."
"'Consequence,
my mother and me we ran away from my father several times; and then my mother
she'd go out to work, and she'd say, "Joe," she'd say, "now,
please God, you shall have some schooling, child," and she'd put me to
school. But my father were that good in his hart that he couldn't abear to be
without us. So, he'd come with a most tremenjous crowd and make such a row at
the doors of the houses where we was, that they used to be obligated to have no
more to do with us and to give us up to him. And then he took us home and
hammered us. Which, you see, Pip," said Joe, pausing in his meditative
raking of the fire, and looking at me, "were a drawback on my learning."
"Certainly,
poor Joe!"
"Though
mind you, Pip," said Joe, with a judicial touch or two of the poker on the
top bar, "rendering unto all their doo, and maintaining equal justice
betwixt man and man, my father were that good in his hart, don't you see?"
I didn't
see; but I didn't say so.
"Well!"
Joe pursued, "somebody must keep the pot a biling, Pip, or the pot won't
bile, don't you know?"
I saw
that, and said so.
"'Consequence,
my father didn't make objections to my going to work; so I went to work at my
present calling, which were his too, if he would have followed it, and I worked
tolerable hard, I assure you, Pip. In time I were able to keep him, and I kep
him till he went off in a purple leptic fit. And it were my intentions to have
had put upon his tombstone that, Whatsume'er the failings on his part, Remember
reader he were that good in his heart."
Joe
recited this couplet with such manifest pride and careful perspicuity, that I
asked him if he had made it himself.
"I
made it," said Joe, "my own self. I made it in a moment. It was like
striking out a horseshoe complete, in a single blow. I never was so much
surprised in all my life,—couldn't credit my own ed,—to tell you the truth,
hardly believed it were my own ed. As I was saying, Pip, it were my intentions
to have had it cut over him; but poetry costs money, cut it how you will, small
or large, and it were not done. Not to mention bearers, all the money that
could be spared were wanted for my mother. She were in poor elth, and quite
broke. She weren't long of following, poor soul, and her share of peace come
round at last."
Joe's
blue eyes turned a little watery; he rubbed first one of them, and then the
other, in a most uncongenial and uncomfortable manner, with the round knob on
the top of the poker.
"It
were but lonesome then," said Joe, "living here alone, and I got
acquainted with your sister. Now, Pip,"—Joe looked firmly at me as if he
knew I was not going to agree with him;—"your sister is a fine figure of a
woman."
I could
not help looking at the fire, in an obvious state of doubt.
"Whatever
family opinions, or whatever the world's opinions, on that subject may be, Pip,
your sister is," Joe tapped the top bar with the poker after every word
following, "a-fine-figure—of—a—woman!"
I could
think of nothing better to say than "I am glad you think so, Joe."
"So
am I," returned Joe, catching me up. "I am glad I think so, Pip. A
little redness or a little matter of Bone, here or there, what does it signify
to Me?"
I
sagaciously observed, if it didn't signify to him, to whom did it signify?
"Certainly!"
assented Joe. "That's it. You're right, old chap! When I got acquainted
with your sister, it were the talk how she was bringing you up by hand. Very
kind of her too, all the folks said, and I said, along with all the folks. As
to you," Joe pursued with a countenance expressive of seeing something
very nasty indeed, "if you could have been aware how small and flabby and
mean you was, dear me, you'd have formed the most contemptible opinion of yourself!"
Not
exactly relishing this, I said, "Never mind me, Joe."
"But
I did mind you, Pip," he returned with tender simplicity. "When I
offered to your sister to keep company, and to be asked in church at such times
as she was willing and ready to come to the forge, I said to her, 'And bring
the poor little child. God bless the poor little child,' I said to your sister,
'there's room for him at the forge!'"
I broke
out crying and begging pardon, and hugged Joe round the neck: who dropped the
poker to hug me, and to say, "Ever the best of friends; an't us, Pip?
Don't cry, old chap!"
When this
little interruption was over, Joe resumed:—
"Well,
you see, Pip, and here we are! That's about where it lights; here we are! Now,
when you take me in hand in my learning, Pip (and I tell you beforehand I am
awful dull, most awful dull), Mrs. Joe mustn't see too much of what we're up
to. It must be done, as I may say, on the sly. And why on the sly? I'll tell
you why, Pip."
He had
taken up the poker again; without which, I doubt if he could have proceeded in
his demonstration.
"Your
sister is given to government."
"Given
to government, Joe?" I was startled, for I had some shadowy idea (and I am
afraid I must add, hope) that Joe had divorced her in a favor of the Lords of
the Admiralty, or Treasury.
"Given
to government," said Joe. "Which I meantersay the government of you
and myself."
"Oh!"
"And
she an't over partial to having scholars on the premises," Joe continued,
"and in partickler would not be over partial to my being a scholar, for
fear as I might rise. Like a sort of rebel, don't you see?"
I was
going to retort with an inquiry, and had got as far as "Why—" when
Joe stopped me.
"Stay
a bit. I know what you're a going to say, Pip; stay a bit! I don't deny that
your sister comes the Mo-gul over us, now and again. I don't deny that she do
throw us back-falls, and that she do drop down upon us heavy. At such times as
when your sister is on the Ram-page, Pip," Joe sank his voice to a whisper
and glanced at the door, "candor compels fur to admit that she is a
Buster."
Joe
pronounced this word, as if it began with at least twelve capital Bs.
"Why
don't I rise? That were your observation when I broke it off, Pip?"
"Yes,
Joe."
"Well,"
said Joe, passing the poker into his left hand, that he might feel his whisker;
and I had no hope of him whenever he took to that placid occupation; "your
sister's a master-mind. A master-mind."
"What's
that?" I asked, in some hope of bringing him to a stand. But Joe was
readier with his definition than I had expected, and completely stopped me by
arguing circularly, and answering with a fixed look, "Her."
"And
I ain't a master-mind," Joe resumed, when he had unfixed his look, and got
back to his whisker. "And last of all, Pip,—and this I want to say very
serious to you, old chap,—I see so much in my poor mother, of a woman drudging
and slaving and breaking her honest hart and never getting no peace in her
mortal days, that I'm dead afeerd of going wrong in the way of not doing what's
right by a woman, and I'd fur rather of the two go wrong the t'other way, and
be a little ill-conwenienced myself. I wish it was only me that got put out,
Pip; I wish there warn't no Tickler for you, old chap; I wish I could take it
all on myself; but this is the up-and-down-and-straight on it, Pip, and I hope
you'll overlook shortcomings."
Young as
I was, I believe that I dated a new admiration of Joe from that night. We were
equals afterwards, as we had been before; but, afterwards at quiet times when I
sat looking at Joe and thinking about him, I had a new sensation of feeling
conscious that I was looking up to Joe in my heart.
"However,"
said Joe, rising to replenish the fire; "here's the Dutch-clock a working
himself up to being equal to strike Eight of 'em, and she's not come home yet!
I hope Uncle Pumblechook's mare mayn't have set a forefoot on a piece o' ice,
and gone down."
Mrs. Joe
made occasional trips with Uncle Pumblechook on market-days, to assist him in
buying such household stuffs and goods as required a woman's judgment; Uncle
Pumblechook being a bachelor and reposing no confidences in his domestic
servant. This was market-day, and Mrs. Joe was out on one of these expeditions.
Joe made
the fire and swept the hearth, and then we went to the door to listen for the
chaise-cart. It was a dry cold night, and the wind blew keenly, and the frost
was white and hard. A man would die to-night of lying out on the marshes, I
thought. And then I looked at the stars, and considered how awful it would be
for a man to turn his face up to them as he froze to death, and see no help or
pity in all the glittering multitude.
"Here
comes the mare," said Joe, "ringing like a peal of bells!"
The sound
of her iron shoes upon the hard road was quite musical, as she came along at a
much brisker trot than usual. We got a chair out, ready for Mrs. Joe's
alighting, and stirred up the fire that they might see a bright window, and
took a final survey of the kitchen that nothing might be out of its place. When
we had completed these preparations, they drove up, wrapped to the eyes. Mrs.
Joe was soon landed, and Uncle Pumblechook was soon down too, covering the mare
with a cloth, and we were soon all in the kitchen, carrying so much cold air in
with us that it seemed to drive all the heat out of the fire.
"Now,"
said Mrs. Joe, unwrapping herself with haste and excitement, and throwing her
bonnet back on her shoulders where it hung by the strings, "if this boy
ain't grateful this night, he never will be!"
I looked
as grateful as any boy possibly could, who was wholly uninformed why he ought
to assume that expression.
"It's
only to be hoped," said my sister, "that he won't be Pompeyed. But I
have my fears."
"She
ain't in that line, Mum," said Mr. Pumblechook. "She knows
better."
She? I
looked at Joe, making the motion with my lips and eyebrows, "She?"
Joe looked at me, making the motion with his lips and eyebrows,
"She?" My sister catching him in the act, he drew the back of his
hand across his nose with his usual conciliatory air on such occasions, and
looked at her.
"Well?"
said my sister, in her snappish way. "What are you staring at? Is the
house afire?"
"—Which
some individual," Joe politely hinted, "mentioned—she."
"And
she is a she, I suppose?" said my sister. "Unless you call Miss
Havisham a he. And I doubt if even you'll go so far as that."
"Miss
Havisham, up town?" said Joe.
"Is
there any Miss Havisham down town?" returned my sister.
"She
wants this boy to go and play there. And of course he's going. And he had
better play there," said my sister, shaking her head at me as an
encouragement to be extremely light and sportive, "or I'll work him."
I had
heard of Miss Havisham up town,—everybody for miles round had heard of Miss
Havisham up town,—as an immensely rich and grim lady who lived in a large and
dismal house barricaded against robbers, and who led a life of seclusion.
"Well
to be sure!" said Joe, astounded. "I wonder how she come to know
Pip!"
"Noodle!"
cried my sister. "Who said she knew him?"
"—Which
some individual," Joe again politely hinted, "mentioned that she
wanted him to go and play there."
"And
couldn't she ask Uncle Pumblechook if he knew of a boy to go and play there?
Isn't it just barely possible that Uncle Pumblechook may be a tenant of hers,
and that he may sometimes—we won't say quarterly or half-yearly, for that would
be requiring too much of you—but sometimes—go there to pay his rent? And
couldn't she then ask Uncle Pumblechook if he knew of a boy to go and play
there? And couldn't Uncle Pumblechook, being always considerate and thoughtful
for us—though you may not think it, Joseph," in a tone of the deepest
reproach, as if he were the most callous of nephews, "then mention this
boy, standing Prancing here"—which I solemnly declare I was not
doing—"that I have for ever been a willing slave to?"
"Good
again!" cried Uncle Pumblechook. "Well put! Prettily pointed! Good
indeed! Now Joseph, you know the case."
"No,
Joseph," said my sister, still in a reproachful manner, while Joe
apologetically drew the back of his hand across and across his nose, "you
do not yet—though you may not think it—know the case. You may consider that you
do, but you do not, Joseph. For you do not know that Uncle Pumblechook, being
sensible that for anything we can tell, this boy's fortune may be made by his
going to Miss Havisham's, has offered to take him into town to-night in his own
chaise-cart, and to keep him to-night, and to take him with his own hands to
Miss Havisham's to-morrow morning. And Lor-a-mussy me!" cried my sister,
casting off her bonnet in sudden desperation, "here I stand talking to
mere Mooncalfs, with Uncle Pumblechook waiting, and the mare catching cold at
the door, and the boy grimed with crock and dirt from the hair of his head to
the sole of his foot!"
With
that, she pounced upon me, like an eagle on a lamb, and my face was squeezed
into wooden bowls in sinks, and my head was put under taps of water-butts, and
I was soaped, and kneaded, and towelled, and thumped, and harrowed, and rasped,
until I really was quite beside myself. (I may here remark that I suppose
myself to be better acquainted than any living authority, with the ridgy effect
of a wedding-ring, passing unsympathetically over the human countenance.)
When my
ablutions were completed, I was put into clean linen of the stiffest character,
like a young penitent into sackcloth, and was trussed up in my tightest and
fearfullest suit. I was then delivered over to Mr. Pumblechook, who formally
received me as if he were the Sheriff, and who let off upon me the speech that
I knew he had been dying to make all along: "Boy, be forever grateful to
all friends, but especially unto them which brought you up by hand!"
"Good-bye,
Joe!"
"God
bless you, Pip, old chap!"
I had
never parted from him before, and what with my feelings and what with soapsuds,
I could at first see no stars from the chaise-cart. But they twinkled out one
by one, without throwing any light on the questions why on earth I was going to
play at Miss Havisham's, and what on earth I was expected to play at.